Transcend hunger. Transcend logic. This shirt is for those who’ve reached a higher plane of existence—one layered with bacon, roast beef, and existential clarity. Featuring the bold proclamation I Ascended. I Became Sandwich paired with a towering, mouthwatering stack of deli delights, this tee is a deliciously absurd tribute to transformation, indulgence, and the art of not taking life too seriously. Whether you're a foodie philosopher, a surrealist fashion icon, or just vibing with chaotic lunch energy, this shirt is your new uniform.
Product features - Without side seams for a sleek finish and reduced waste. - Ribbed knit collar ensures elasticity and shape retention. - Shoulder tape stabilizes the back of the garment, preventing stretching. - Made with 100% ring-spun cotton for unparalleled comfort and durability. - Ethically produced from US cotton, certified for safety and quality.
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
