Start every month with a colorful burst of profanity! This 2026 wall calendar features twelve sticker-bomb style illustrations packed with cryptids, surreal creatures, and absurd objects — all shouting censored curse words. Perfect for anyone who swears creatively and decorates boldly. Whether you're a cryptid fan, a sticker lover, or just tired of polite calendars, this one’s for you. Printed on high-quality paper with full-color art and plenty of space to mark your own expletive-worthy events. Makes a hilarious gift for friends, coworkers, or anyone who needs a little cathartic cussing in their life.

Product features - Wire coil binding with centered 4mm hanging hole for easy display and page flipping - Vibrant, large-scale illustrations printed with crisp, bright colors - Thick, high-quality paper stock for a premium feel - Matte, uncoated grid pages for pen and permanent marker writability without smudging - Available in two sizes (11" x 8.5" matte and 14" x 11.5" glossy) with small QR codes on the back

Care instructions lightly wipe with dry cloth

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Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC